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It is a sacred document not to be shared with chicks for any reason.
NOTE: If you are a woman reading this, first let me apologize: it was never my intention for this book to contain so much math.
15) A bro never dances with his hands above his head.
16) A bro should be able to recite anytime the following reigning champions: Super bowl, World series and Play Mate of the year.
For some reason he is worried she will become agitated or even violent after he calmly explains his desire to hook up with her friends. 14) If a chick inquires about another bros’ sexual history, a bro shall honor the Br-ode of silence and play dumb.
This is when a bro most needs his bro to remind him that there are plenty of chick in the ocean and that a breakup need not be hazardous, stressful or even time-consuming. Better to have women think that all men are stupid than to tell the truth.
4) A bro never divulges the existence of the Bro Code to a woman.
Women make excellent bros because they can translate and navigate the confusing and contradictory whims that comprise the chick code (Chick do have the chick code!! 23) When flipping through TV channels with his Bros, a Bro is not allowed to skip past a program featuring boobs.
This includes but is not limited to, exercise shows, women’s athletics, and on some occasions surgery programs.
When in doubt refer to the check list for bro-proofing your home.
20) A Bro respects his Bros in the military because they’ve selflessly chosen to defend the nation, but more to the point, because they can kick his ass six ways to Sunday.